Embarrassing and a Half... :(

I am really embarrassed right now, and pretty upset about it too. I'm just going to start at the beginning of what happened... :( First off... My boyfriends name is Brian and a part of the human body is Brain. Notice that it only takes the "a" and the "i" to change between those two words... :(

When I first started talking to Brian I asked him if he had seen the movie Igor and he told me no. So, I went on explaining how there is a character in the show who is a robot and his name is Brain, and he went to write his name on his brain jar in permanent marker and spelled it wrong and put Brian on there instead. It's stuck on there for everyone to see. Then there is a rabbit in the movie that names fun of him because he spelled it wrong... Now keep this in mind because it relates to my stupidity...

I guess after I told him that it stuck to me. When I was having health issues they scanned my brain (also when we were friends) and I texted him and said, "My brian results came back." He showed it to him friend and they laughed about it. BUT THIS ISN'T MY EMBARRASSING POINT!

Last month was Valentine's Day and Brian was telling me that this year's Valentine's Day would be the first one he was ever excited for, and that got me thinking, "Oh Crap... Now I really can't screw up." I spent weeks thinking about what I was going to get him. I would get anxiety attacks just thinking about what to get him, so I texted my cousins boyfriend (who is kinda friends with him) and asked for advice on what I should get Brian. He told me that Brian was always complaining in history class about how he broke his Thermos.
I got all excited when I got on google because there is a website that allows you to customize your Thermos. So that is what I did for him. I bought him a 32oz Thermos that is stainless steel with a picture of me and in engraved into it. On the top I wrote "I Love You Brian" and at the bottom it had a cute love quote that said something like, "I have a best friend, boyfriend and lover. I'm lucky because they are all the same person... YOU."
Well while I was making that I was also working on a project for school about a disease called Kuru. This disease is caught when you eat other people's Brains. (Cannibalism in New Guinea) I didn't think about my spelling at the time, I was just excited to finally get him something that might actually like...
The package took 17 days to get here, and it just arrived last week. I was worried Brian would hate how I decorated it. I was worried he wouldn't like it. I was already super upset with how late it was, and I was worried about how I spelt his name. I went to print off my project and realized that every time I wrote Brian on my project instead of Brain so I suspected that I spelt it wrong. I checked the mail as often as I could and when it finally came in I was so excited... Too excited... I forgot to check to make sure I spelt his name right. I have it to him and he was so excited about it. It was cute. I felt like I actually did something right.. He was telling me that he couldn't wait to use it at school the next day, and that he wanted to show it off to everyone at school. I was so excited that I FINALLY did something right with this boy... That didn't last long though.
The next day after school I got a picture text from him. I opened it and it was a picture of his Thermos. A close up of his name. It wasn't his name... it said "I love you Brain." ... I spent 40 dollars on that. Waited super late to get it to him, and I just ended up screwing it up. I was so upset. Also, to top it off his friend who I already didn't like pointed it out to him. I called him upset about it and he told me that he liked it anyways that it reminded him of me more. Great now every time he looks at it he is going to think about how much his girlfriend can't spell. That's real cute... :( It sucks I spelt it wrong because now it's not as special. It doesn't say his name on it. It says freaking BRAIN!
I was so upset. I showed my mom and she laughed her head off. That was a mistake because I get to my sisters house and she and her husband started laughing at me for it. Then she posts on facebook about what a dumb ass I am. I get off work and my cousin walks up to me and starts making fun of me for it. I go to the movies and my aunt and other cousin start making fun of me for it. I'm so upset. They keep making fun of me. It bothers the shit out of me already and everyone just keeps rubbing it into my face. I'm not dumb I can spell I just get in a hurry and my hands think they know what they are doing...
They made fun of me at the movies and he was standing right there. He knows how much it bothers me and when they started making fun of me he put his hand on my back and pulled me closer to him and said "I still like it" and smiled at me.
I'm so upset. UGH. It's nice to know I have a sweetheart for a boyfriend though.